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TRANSCRIPT – To Live and Die in LA: Season 2; Episode 6 – “Broken Home”

In which Rosemarie Wheeler speaks Klingon, because she is multitalented as well as good.
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SUSAN: I remember I stayed home that night, she didn’t come home the next morning— oh wait, was I home? I don’t remember.

TRANSCRIPT: TO LIVE AND DIE IN LA – Season 2 Ep. 2 “I Hope I Don’t Die Tonight”

NOTE: Ad placement and length are inconsistent across listening platforms. Your timestamps may vary. This episode contains inaccurate information and Ronda Hampton’s conversation with Neil is missing important context. — … Continue reading TRANSCRIPT: TO LIVE AND DIE IN LA – Season 2 Ep. 2 “I Hope I Don’t Die Tonight”

To Live and Die in LA: audio – Jayden being lazy

Jayden is doing his best imitation of a cross between a sloth and the “Just Take a Breath, Son” parent, while simultaneously working to make himself sound important and the situation infinitely more complex than Neil, in his naive civilian-hood could ever comprehend, not to mention wholly unalterable by God or man, it culminates in what may be some record-breaking, top tier, super-duper-Jayden-level-bullshit: “In fact, we’re really waiting on the Justice Department Information Center.” Meanwhile, Neil just goes and Googles that shit and starts reading it off the fucking internet. CLASSIC.

To Live and Die in LA Season 2 TRANSCRIPT: Origins (Bonus 1)

We ignore each other and every once in awhile we have confrontations and she closes her door, whatever. But, uh, she has, she has problem with cleaning the kitchen, and she’s really a messy girl. So whenever I give her hard time about it, she says– she gets really mad. So at one point, um, she goes, “I feel like killing–” um, not killing, “I feel like hurting myself–“

Ducks on Div (plus some Jayden… and Susan, too.)

I’m genuinely curious why people think Law Enforcement would have any interest in talking with Divine at this point, let alone his new girlfriend? Law enforcement has told us multiple … Continue reading Ducks on Div (plus some Jayden… and Susan, too.)

Sorry, bitch, you didn’t solve anything: The Local Malibu tries to clear Susan Park of insurance fraud, but only succeeds in raising new questions of illegality

The more closely one looks at this document, the more nefarious the whole settlement looks. If putting this out was supposed to exonerate Susan of insurance fraud, not only does it fail, it actually seems to add to the list of people who look like they’re part of it.

To Live and Die in LA – TRANSCRIPT S2/Ep1: Meet Elaine – (DUCKS TRANSCRIBED THE HELL OUT OF THIS)

JAYDEN: I mean, it was a bad night for her. She lost all of her belongings, she lost her keys. The reason that she became aware of it is that someone had videotaped the assault and had recently shown her a video of it. She also posted a couple things that night on social media. One was saying that “I hope I don’t die tonight.”

“MURDER DOGS” and “EVERYTHING WARRANTS”…To Live and Die in LA: S2 E8 rant

“These dogs, the detect bodies, they detect blood. They’re basically like, you know, murder dogs.”

That letter about Susan hitting up the Make Yourself Foundation for money has a sentence that seems to suggest there’s actually a THIRD version of this story

I just feel like when you’re out to prove deception in someone else I shouldn’t have to be wondering if you’re being deceptive about it.

Random scraps from To Live and Die in LA that now look suspicious

JEFF: “I will cause you pain” Yesterday I re-listened to most of the episodes while I was cleaning, and — like everyone else who is listening — I’m trying to … Continue reading Random scraps from To Live and Die in LA that now look suspicious