Attorney General Jeff Sessions is going to purge the scourge of racism from our higher institutions of higher learning.
Why? “If American colleges were any whiter Jon Snow would build a wall to protect us from them.”
Yeah, I know, it’s neither North Korea, Russia, or even nuclear.
Therefore we give you Trump’s North Korea bluster via @serafinowicz
“Американские СМИ раздули скандал из-за фотографий встречи Лаврова и Трампа
Россия и США сделали шаг к снятию напряженности — так в Москве и в Вашингтоне оценивают итоги переговоров Сергея Лаврова с американским президентом и госсекретарем. Обсуждалось создание зон безопасности в Сирии и подготовка встречи Владимира Путина и Дональда Трампа в июле на саммите G20.”
They are having way too much fun with this. They keep putting “Yankees” higher and higher in the stories. [США]
Nice comparison of Merkel/Trump v. Lavrov/Trump:
You don’t need to know a syllable of Russian to get this “report.” I’ve never seen Russians this expressive.
03/04/17
SNL to the rescue
(my favorite SNL Cold Open in about as long as I can remember)
(Kate McKinnon, Octavia Spencer, Leslie Jones, Kyle Mooney, Aidy Bryant and Beck Bennett)
“This Saturday morning while his nurse was at Temple, Grandpa shuffled out of his room and got into his Twitter account…”
(Colin Jost and Michael Che)
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert offers a Batiste Bonus on Trump’s bizarre response to long time White House Correspondent April Ryan’s question about the Congressional Black Caucus.
.Date: 16 February 2017
Event: Trump Held a Press Conference
Conclusion: oh, yeah, we’re definitely fucked
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