Attorney General Jeff Sessions is going to purge the scourge of racism from our higher institutions of higher learning.
Why? “If American colleges were any whiter Jon Snow would build a wall to protect us from them.”
Yeah, I know, it’s neither North Korea, Russia, or even nuclear.
Therefore we give you Trump’s North Korea bluster via @serafinowicz
“Американские СМИ раздули скандал из-за фотографий встречи Лаврова и Трампа
Россия и сделали шаг к снятию напряженности — так в Москве и в Вашингтоне оценивают итоги переговоров Сергея Лаврова с американским президентом и госсекретарем. Обсуждалось создание зон безопасности в Сирии и подготовка встречи Владимира Путина и Дональда Трампа в июле на саммите G20.” США
They are having way too much fun with this. They keep putting “Yankees” higher and higher in the stories. [
Nice comparison of Merkel/Trump v. Lavrov/Trump:
You don’t need to know a syllable of Russian to get this “report.” I’ve never seen Russians this expressive.
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I particularly like the choice of music. It really sets the tone.
Date: 03 March 2017
Event: Trump tweets that Obama ordered a “tapp” on his phone
Conclusion: Wait, you mean Trump thinks the election process is “very sacred?” NIGHTMARES
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Entertainment for Armageddon
SNL to the rescue
Jeff Sessions Gump Cold Open
(my favorite SNL Cold Open in about as long as I can remember)
( Kate McKinnon, Octavia Spencer, Leslie Jones, Kyle Mooney, Aidy Bryant and Beck Bennett) Weekend Update kicking serious Trump ass
“This Saturday morning while his nurse was at Temple, Grandpa shuffled out of his room and got into his Twitter account…” *The shout out to Bernie/DNC slap is
(Colin Jost and Michael Che)
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Without a little humor we’ll never make it through this shit storm.
Entertainment for Armageddon
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert offers a Batiste Bonus on Trump’s bizarre response to long time White House Correspondent
April Ryan’s question about the Congressional Black Caucus.
. Date: 16 February 2017
Event: Trump Held a Press Conference
Conclusion: oh, yeah, we’re definitely fucked
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