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The Secret to Happy Russians
“Американские СМИ раздули скандал из-за фотографий встречи Лаврова и Трампа
Россия и США сделали шаг к снятию напряженности — так в Москве и в Вашингтоне оценивают итоги переговоров Сергея Лаврова с американским президентом и госсекретарем. Обсуждалось создание зон безопасности в Сирии и подготовка встречи Владимира Путина и Дональда Трампа в июле на саммите G20.”
They are having way too much fun with this. They keep putting “Yankees” higher and higher in the stories. [США]
Nice comparison of Merkel/Trump v. Lavrov/Trump:
You don’t need to know a syllable of Russian to get this “report.” I’ve never seen Russians this expressive.
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You wanna know how bad it is? I am now officially getting my news from this dude ⇓ ⇓ ⇓ ⇓
Entertainment for Armageddon; Date: 03/04/17 – Event: Trump tweets about wiretapping
Date: 03 March 2017
Event: Trump tweets that Obama ordered a “tapp” on his phone
Conclusion: Wait, you mean Trump thinks the election process is “very sacred?”
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Entertainment for Armageddon
03/04/17
SNL to the rescue
Jeff Sessions Gump Cold Open
(my favorite SNL Cold Open in about as long as I can remember)
(Kate McKinnon, Octavia Spencer, Leslie Jones, Kyle Mooney, Aidy Bryant and Beck Bennett)
Weekend Update kicking serious Trump ass
“This Saturday morning while his nurse was at Temple, Grandpa shuffled out of his room and got into his Twitter account…”
*The shout out to Bernie/DNC slap is brilliant*
(Colin Jost and Michael Che)
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Entertainment for Armageddon; Date: 02/16/17 – Event: Trump held a Press Conference
Without a little humor we’ll never make it through this shit storm.
Entertainment for Armageddon
02/16/17
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert offers a Batiste Bonus on Trump’s bizarre response to long time White House Correspondent April Ryan’s question about the Congressional Black Caucus.
.Date: 16 February 2017
Event: Trump Held a Press Conference
Conclusion: oh, yeah, we’re definitely fucked
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