Entertainment for Armageddon: Jon Snow fights Whites, Sessions fights blacks, and “[Nuclear] Winter is coming”

Attorney General Jeff Sessions is going to purge the scourge of racism from our higher institutions of higher learning.

Why? “If American colleges were any whiter Jon Snow would build a wall to protect us from them.”

Yeah, I know, it’s neither North Korea, Russia, or even nuclear.

 

Therefore we give you Trump’s North Korea bluster via @serafinowicz

“Sassy” Version



The Secret to Happy Russians

“Американские СМИ раздули скандал из-за фотографий встречи Лаврова и Трампа
Россия и США сделали шаг к снятию напряженности — так в Москве и в Вашингтоне оценивают итоги переговоров Сергея Лаврова с американским президентом и госсекретарем. Обсуждалось создание зон безопасности в Сирии и подготовка встречи Владимира Путина и Дональда Трампа в июле на саммите G20.”

They are having way too much fun with this. They keep putting “Yankees” higher and higher in the stories. [США]

Nice comparison of Merkel/Trump v. Lavrov/Trump:

in any language

You don’t need to know a syllable of Russian to get this “report.” I’ve never seen Russians this expressive.

 

Entertainment for Armageddon; Date: 03/04/17 – Event: Trump tweets about wiretapping

trump-tweets-election-is-sacred

Date: 03 March 2017

Event: Trump tweets that Obama ordered a “tapp” on his phone

Conclusion: Wait, you mean Trump thinks the election process is “very sacred?”

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Entertainment for Armageddon

03/04/17

SNL to the rescue

Jeff Sessions Gump Cold Open

(my favorite SNL Cold Open in about as long as I can remember)

(Kate McKinnon, Octavia Spencer, Leslie Jones, Kyle Mooney, Aidy Bryant and Beck Bennett)

Weekend Update kicking serious Trump ass

“This Saturday morning while his nurse was at Temple, Grandpa shuffled out of his room and got into his Twitter account…”

*The shout out to Bernie/DNC slap is brilliant*

(Colin Jost and Michael Che)

 

 

 

Entertainment for Armageddon; Date: 02/16/17 – Event: Trump held a Press Conference

Without a little humor we’ll never make it through this shit storm.

Entertainment for Armageddon

02/16/17

 

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert offers a Batiste Bonus on Trump’s bizarre response to long time White House Correspondent April Ryan’s question about the Congressional Black Caucus.

 

.Date: 16 February 2017

Event: Trump Held a Press Conference

Conclusion: oh, yeah, we’re definitely fucked

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