Entertainment for Armageddon: Jon Snow fights Whites, Sessions fights blacks, and “[Nuclear] Winter is coming”

Attorney General Jeff Sessions is going to purge the scourge of racism from our higher institutions of higher learning.

Why? “If American colleges were any whiter Jon Snow would build a wall to protect us from them.”

Yeah, I know, it’s neither North Korea, Russia, or even nuclear.

 

Therefore we give you Trump’s North Korea bluster via @serafinowicz

“Sassy” Version



good advice from Sessions to Yates, which he should take

Sessions did not “testify,” per se, yesterday. He offered a defense of himself, free of the annoyance of cross-examination and kept his consistently partisan blinders as high as always.

I have no doubt that he does not question his own integrity.

That was believable. And not shocking.

I think this Jeff Sessions was actually the best counter-argument to yesterday’s Jeff Sessions. It’s oddly on point. (And prescient, as well.)

Entertainment for Armageddon; Date: 03/04/17 – Event: Trump tweets about wiretapping

trump-tweets-election-is-sacred

Date: 03 March 2017

Event: Trump tweets that Obama ordered a “tapp” on his phone

Conclusion: Wait, you mean Trump thinks the election process is “very sacred?”

NIGHTMARES

In cooperation with Boeing, Northrup Grummond, Pat Robertson, Bank of America, Goldman Sachs, Halliburton,  ExxonMobile, Nabisco, Monsanto, Devon Energy and Satan

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Entertainment for Armageddon

03/04/17

SNL to the rescue

Jeff Sessions Gump Cold Open

(my favorite SNL Cold Open in about as long as I can remember)

(Kate McKinnon, Octavia Spencer, Leslie Jones, Kyle Mooney, Aidy Bryant and Beck Bennett)

Weekend Update kicking serious Trump ass

“This Saturday morning while his nurse was at Temple, Grandpa shuffled out of his room and got into his Twitter account…”

*The shout out to Bernie/DNC slap is brilliant*

(Colin Jost and Michael Che)