Attorney General Jeff Sessions is going to purge the scourge of racism from our higher institutions of higher learning.
Why? “If American colleges were any whiter Jon Snow would build a wall to protect us from them.”
Yeah, I know, it’s neither North Korea, Russia, or even nuclear.
Therefore we give you Trump’s North Korea bluster via @serafinowicz
Sessions did not “testify,” per se, yesterday. He offered a defense of himself, free of the annoyance of cross-examination and kept his consistently partisan blinders as high as always.
I have no doubt that he does not question his own integrity.
That was believable. And not shocking.
I think this Jeff Sessions was actually the best counter-argument to yesterday’s Jeff Sessions. It’s oddly on point. (And prescient, as well.)
03/04/17
SNL to the rescue
(my favorite SNL Cold Open in about as long as I can remember)
(Kate McKinnon, Octavia Spencer, Leslie Jones, Kyle Mooney, Aidy Bryant and Beck Bennett)
“This Saturday morning while his nurse was at Temple, Grandpa shuffled out of his room and got into his Twitter account…”
(Colin Jost and Michael Che)
