Date: 03 March 2017
Event: Trump tweets that Obama ordered a “tapp” on his phone
Conclusion: Wait, you mean Trump thinks the election process is “very sacred?”
NIGHTMARES
In cooperation with Boeing, Northrup Grummond, Pat Robertson, Bank of America, Goldman Sachs, Halliburton, ExxonMobile, Nabisco, Monsanto, Devon Energy and Satan
Present
Entertainment for Armageddon
03/04/17
SNL to the rescue
Jeff Sessions Gump Cold Open
(my favorite SNL Cold Open in about as long as I can remember)
(Kate McKinnon, Octavia Spencer, Leslie Jones, Kyle Mooney, Aidy Bryant and Beck Bennett)
Weekend Update kicking serious Trump ass
“This Saturday morning while his nurse was at Temple, Grandpa shuffled out of his room and got into his Twitter account…”
*The shout out to Bernie/DNC slap is brilliant*
(Colin Jost and Michael Che)
