Entertainment for Armageddon: Trump’s racist NFL bullshit inspires Stephen Colbert’s greatest monologue

like Stephen as Stephen, but until now, I didn’t love him like I did on Colbert Report, but in this monologue he makes up all that lost ground, and more in the most succinct, pointed, funny, and patriotic commentary I’ve seen thus far on Trump’s despicable, ignorant, racist, NFL/National Anthem bullshit.

Entertainment for Armageddon; Date: 03/04/17 – Event: Trump tweets about wiretapping

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Date: 03 March 2017

Event: Trump tweets that Obama ordered a “tapp” on his phone

Conclusion: Wait, you mean Trump thinks the election process is “very sacred?”

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Entertainment for Armageddon

03/04/17

SNL to the rescue

Jeff Sessions Gump Cold Open

(my favorite SNL Cold Open in about as long as I can remember)

(Kate McKinnon, Octavia Spencer, Leslie Jones, Kyle Mooney, Aidy Bryant and Beck Bennett)

Weekend Update kicking serious Trump ass

“This Saturday morning while his nurse was at Temple, Grandpa shuffled out of his room and got into his Twitter account…”

*The shout out to Bernie/DNC slap is brilliant*

(Colin Jost and Michael Che)

 

 

 

Entertainment for Armageddon; Date: 02/16/17 – Event: Trump held a Press Conference

Without a little humor we’ll never make it through this shit storm.

Entertainment for Armageddon

02/16/17

 

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert offers a Batiste Bonus on Trump’s bizarre response to long time White House Correspondent April Ryan’s question about the Congressional Black Caucus.

 

.Date: 16 February 2017

Event: Trump Held a Press Conference

Conclusion: oh, yeah, we’re definitely fucked

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