The Seacow Arrives

Seacow heaven Batmish made a Seacow and it is awesome so it must become some sort of character and do cool Seacow things. I’m also very certain that this Seacow has a brilliant sense of humor. I mean, it’s obvious, right? Creative Commons: Attribution – Batmish Not all Seacows are Pink – in expectation of…

BEWARE:

BEWARE:
Heed to my warning before you move out
And don’t cross your guns with her quick-trigger mouth
She’s the infamous myth of the Indian South
She’s got game-playing, slick talking, dual-barreled lips
Revolver, revolving, dual-barreled hips
She’s the 38-Special of LSD trips

BEWARE:

BEWARE: Heed to my warning before you move out and don’t cross your guns with her quick trigger mouth she’s the infamous myth of the Indian South She’s got game playing, slick talking, dual-barreled lips revolving, revolver, lube moistened hips she’s the 38-Special of LSD trips She stays straight locked and loaded and ready to…

Swallowing Pictures

Mother was big on impressing upon my memory just who was the boss. She felt that the memories of most people were not utilized as well as they could be. She said that the memory was like a dog, and wanted to be trained…
“You will remember this Arch forever, because you have impressed it into your mind, my darling Tami. You just took a picture that can never be destroyed, stolen, or lost. You just took a picture that you can take with you wherever you go, forever, and no one can ever take it away from you.”