Batmish, what is it?

Animal, vegetable, or mineral? I hung outside my window (opened at the top) to film the dumb thing.

I mangled Batmish’s binocular case for my own selfish ends

That’s just how I am and I think you should know that about me My feet look hilarious in this. So, you’re welcome. When you came out of the bar yesterday and I was doing an extra-loud, extra-energetic: I love you I hate you I’m on the fence it all depends whether I’m up I’m…

The Seacow Arrives

Seacow heaven Batmish made a Seacow and it is awesome so it must become some sort of character and do cool Seacow things. I’m also very certain that this Seacow has a brilliant sense of humor. I mean, it’s obvious, right? Creative Commons: Attribution – Batmish Not all Seacows are Pink – in expectation of…

Random Audio: Batmish

(Need picture of Seacow to put here. We’ll work on that.) [Batmish Secow delivered]   [Seacow – Attribution: Batmish] While recording into my DVR – Digital Voice Recorder – texts from Batmish come through. If it seems I sound unintelligible for most of the first minute it is because I am, in fact, unintelligible. I’m…