The fundamental question; so fundamental that it’s highly unlikely you’ve ever noticed – because you’re standing on it…
…and it is human nature to take the ground for granted, but the fundamental question is
who are my allies and who are my enemies?
For LBJ everything was a pissing contest. He took up space – all of it – with pure brute force. But once I realized that identifying a viper in the grass wasn’t a moral failing, LBJ was a good starting point in my attempt to develop a philosophy for choosing teams.
If I was suddenly separated from every human tie that binds me to earth – a familial Holocaust – by what metric would I pick a team?
(And how much time do I waste realizing this first necessity? A team. Allies. The person you would call from a jail cell. If there’s not a single soul who would slog through a system of entrenched bureaucratic Hell for you, get transferred 50 times, hung up on 25, and spend the better part of two days on hold, then for you, falling into a jail cell in a large swath of America for something as minor as an unpaid speeding ticket is falling into a black hole. You have no eyes, there. You know nothing. Nothing. The only thing you know about your entire fate and future requires you to have convinced at least one other human to be ready to go to war for you, without question. You need your own little NATO. And you have to choose it from scratch.
If you won’t take up the jail hypothetical–
[that’ll never happen]
–that’s fine. I get that. So play out whatever version of “start with nothing and no one and what do you do?” Because it doesn’t matter that you have 11 siblings, 42 first-cousins, and an impossible number of second-cousins that would need wiped from the face of the earth. If you need to do anything beyond surviving, if you want to affect change, you need a system. It’s because I am the most gullible soul on earth who trusts everyone that this alien politician, unrecognizable to me in thought or feeling, seemed worth studying. LBJ was my introduction to the algebraic equation of influence. Based on cold calculation Johnson made allies with everyone that he could. He would trade favors without qualm. I would not. I never saw an altruistic bone in LBJ’s body but when it came to transactional influence he worked more doggedly than any historic figure I’m familiar with and wielded it to greater effect than any previous American had done when it came to race. And if he did it all for the least noble of reasons, and in ways I find repulsive, all while sending poor boys to pointless death in Vietnam, he still did it.
So you see, it’s fairly safe to assume that any move he made toward overturning the most entrenched racial caste system in history was free of stupid sentimentality. He wasn’t always right but he always tried to be, even if his motivations were suspect at best.
So for LBJ, master of brute force, it only figures that his philosophy of friend or foe would boil down to a crass pissing analogy.
Of the other most powerful, ruthless and calculating man in Washington, J. Edgar Hoover, Lyndon Johnson said:
“It’s probably better to have him inside the tent pissing out than outside the tent pissing in.”
I’m almost ready to say I believe your outcome isn’t determined by what you do, but who you do it with. The outcome is determined by a factorization of known quantities. Math is never magic. There is an inescapable fatalism in it. Embrace it, because you cannot outwit it or outrun it. Make the absolute most of you every piece on the board you’ve got. Spend no time mourning the weakness of your fellow cast. Improve it whenever you can, but if you make an enemy, never let it be by accident. In real life, pawns don’t wear pawn costumes and queens wear no crowns.
Play every piece for all it’s worth.